Avtor: Sebastjan Dimnik
                Objava na mojpes.netu: 22.08.2005
              Bulterier
              Pogosto pravijo, da je Bull terier "posebna pasma, za posebne 
                ljudi". Kljub značaju, ki ga odlikuje energičnost, zanimivost, 
                igrivost in pogosto norčavost, pasma ni primerna za vsakogar, saj 
                njihova vzgoja zahteva veliko potrpežljivosti, odločnosti, potrpežljivosti, 
                jeklenih živcev, pa še na potrpežljivost ne smemo pozabiti.
              
                Foto: Marta Kapas
              
                Foto: Biby
              Bull terier je bil prvic predstavljen na Birminghamski pasji 
                razstavi leta 1862. Razstavljal ga je James Hinks, prodajalec 
                psov, ki ga stroka smatra za prvega vzreditelja bull terierjev. 
                Hinks je pri "ustvarjanju" bull terierja križal mnoge 
                pasme in tipe psov, najbolj verjetno pa je da so glavne poteze 
                prispevali bulldog, (že izumrli) angleški beli terier in dalmatinec.              
              
                Foto: Sebastjan Dimnik
              
                Foto: Sebastjan Dimnik
              Šolanje bull terierja ni majhen zalogaj, v večini primerov lahko 
                trdimo prav nasprotno. Velikokrat se obnašajo kot nagajivi otroci 
                in izgleda, kot da bi zanalašč jezili svoje lastnike, ki pa jim 
                njihovo obnasanje večinoma takoj oprostimo. Njihovo opravičilo 
                v obliki oproščujočega, sramežljivega nasmeha ima neverjetno blagodejen 
                učinek na dvignjen krvni pritisk.
              
                Foto: Sebastjan Dimnik
              Bull terierji so družinski psi in so nesrečni, če niso v stiku 
                z družino. Če ne načrtujete, da bo pes dejansko živel z vami, potem 
                Bull terier ni najboljša izbira pasme za vas. 
              
                Foto: Stephen Wild
              Zaposlene družine, kjer so ljudje večino dneva od doma, niso najprimernejše 
                okolje za mladega bulčka, saj ta potrebuje nego, hranjene in ogromno 
                pozornosti in crkljanja. Mladiček, ki ga pustite samega, bo žvečil 
                - zdolgočaseni odraščajoči bulčki to pogosto počnejo. Ploščice, 
                zidovi, vrata, pohištvo, nič ni varno pred zobki zdolgočasenega 
                malega bulčka. Poleg materialne škode in zdravstvenih nevarnosti 
                lahko samota povzroči veliko škodo tudi na mladičkovem temperamentu. 
                Odrasel pes se pogosto brez težav prilagodi urniku zaposlene 
                družine in svoje spalne navade prilagodi odsotnosti lastnikov.
              
                Foto: Debbie Wiles
              Bull terier se izredno naveže na svojo družino in na splošno 
                zelo uživa v družbi ljudi. Znajo biti čudoviti z otroki, kadar 
                se z njimi dela pravilno, tako s strani otrok kot odraslih. So 
                neutrudljivi prijatelji v igri, tekli bodo za žogami, hodili za 
                otroci ter ure in ure opazovali njihovo igro.
              
                Foto: Polona Vovk
              Bull terier mora biti šolan in celo najbolj leni lastniki ga 
                bodo morali naučiti vsaj osnovne poslušnosti. Učenje hišne čistoče 
                mora biti prva stvar v mladičkovem učnem načrtu in se mora začeti 
                čimprej (po možnosti že pri vzreditelju). Pomemben del šolanja 
                pri tej pasmi predstavlja tudi vodljivost na vrvici, saj je sprehajanje 
                kateregakoli psa, ki se ne "razume" z vrvico, lahko pravo 
                garanje, pri bullterierju pa poleg garanja tvegate še potencialno 
                podaljšanje rok. 
              
                Foto: Wendy Smith
              Potrebe po gibanju so različne od psa do psa. Nekateri uživajo 
                v neskončnih sprehodih, medtem ko bodo drugi zadovoljni že z divjanjem 
                po hiši. Nepisano pravilo pravi, da sta dva 30 minutna sprehoda 
                dnevno dovolj za večino bullterierjev, se bodo pa z veseljem prilagodili 
                navadam lastnikov, saj je navsezadnje človešla družba tisto, kar 
                si res želijo. 
              
              Foto: Debbie Wiles
              Nekateri bulčki govorijo! Radi brundajo, mrmrajo in spučajo različne 
                zvoke in s tem zabavajo sebe in vas. To "pogovorno" 
                vokaliziranje NI RENČANJE in ga za takega tudi ne smemo smatrati.
              Bullterier mora biti prijazne narave, ljubeč do vseh ljudi. V 
                odnosu do ostalih (predvsem majhnih) živali, mu nikoli ne moremo 
                povsem zaupati, čeprav so ponavadi do njih povsem ravnodušni.
              
                Foto: Debbie Wiles
              
              Še nekaj modrosti o bulčkih, sestavljenih 
                iz prispevkov lastnikov bulčkov na eni večjih spletnih Bullterier 
                Skupnosti. Iz spodaj napisanega boste ugotovili, da trditev o 
                posebni pasmi in posebnih ljudeh prekleto drzi.
                Za tiste, ki se boste med branjem spraševali, kaj zaboga je hucklebutt, 
                je to TULE 
                super razloženo. 
              You know you have a bullie when: .....
               Your blue carpet begins to change colour (no matter how many times 
                you vacuum).
 
                Your blue carpet begins to change colour (no matter how many times 
                you vacuum). 
                 When that "alien" looking pink and white face looks 
                up at you eating some toast for breakfast and implores: "hey 
                Dad, I know you can't eat all of that toast yourself".
 
                When that "alien" looking pink and white face looks 
                up at you eating some toast for breakfast and implores: "hey 
                Dad, I know you can't eat all of that toast yourself".
                 All your guest handbags get searched for who knows what, maybe 
                sweeties
 
                All your guest handbags get searched for who knows what, maybe 
                sweeties
                 Your guest wants to know how his wet ,slobbery tennis ball got 
                in her handbag (maybe he is not searching but planting tennis 
                balls, or both ......)
 
                Your guest wants to know how his wet ,slobbery tennis ball got 
                in her handbag (maybe he is not searching but planting tennis 
                balls, or both ......)
                 He drops his tennis ball in your lap after he dipped it in his 
                water bowl
 
                He drops his tennis ball in your lap after he dipped it in his 
                water bowl
                 You get waken up in the morning with a cold wet nose nudging your 
                eye.
 
                You get waken up in the morning with a cold wet nose nudging your 
                eye.
                 The bullies have their own tree and xmas ornaments in "their 
                room".
 
                The bullies have their own tree and xmas ornaments in "their 
                room".
                 You build your bullies a room of their own complete with tiled 
                floor for muddy feet, fridge, counters, special gates, access 
                to the yard.
 
                You build your bullies a room of their own complete with tiled 
                floor for muddy feet, fridge, counters, special gates, access 
                to the yard.
                 You follow your bullies in all kinds of weather at all odd hours 
                in hot pink rainboots, pj's, a flashlight and a pooper scooper 
                to prevent them from snacking.
 
                You follow your bullies in all kinds of weather at all odd hours 
                in hot pink rainboots, pj's, a flashlight and a pooper scooper 
                to prevent them from snacking.
                 You own 8 crates...but have 4 bullies!
 
                You own 8 crates...but have 4 bullies!
                 There are only two kinds of dog toys in the entire house - Kongs 
                and Nylabones!
 
                There are only two kinds of dog toys in the entire house - Kongs 
                and Nylabones!
                 Your kids know how to block, tuck and hug walls automatically 
                when the bullies are hucklebutting in the house.
 
                Your kids know how to block, tuck and hug walls automatically 
                when the bullies are hucklebutting in the house.
                 Your kids don't even flinch in the face of other breeds at a dog 
                show. People apologize for their dogs gently sniffing your kids 
                face and you just reply - that's ok... he lives with Bull Terriers.
 
                Your kids don't even flinch in the face of other breeds at a dog 
                show. People apologize for their dogs gently sniffing your kids 
                face and you just reply - that's ok... he lives with Bull Terriers.
                 Your two year old can get bowled over by a bull terrier in the 
                yard at top speed and get right back up like nothing happened!
 
                Your two year old can get bowled over by a bull terrier in the 
                yard at top speed and get right back up like nothing happened!
                 Also - the gifts under the tree FROM the bullies to the family 
                members are a dead give away as to what they destroyed that year. 
                For instance, this year Benjamin is giving Chris and I a new set 
                of sheets and pillow cases. He is giving MariaLena and Christopher 
                socks and panties. Meadow is giving my kids new stuffed toy bullies. 
                Sequel is giving my son a couple of new wooden trains and replacing 
                some wooden tracks.
 
                Also - the gifts under the tree FROM the bullies to the family 
                members are a dead give away as to what they destroyed that year. 
                For instance, this year Benjamin is giving Chris and I a new set 
                of sheets and pillow cases. He is giving MariaLena and Christopher 
                socks and panties. Meadow is giving my kids new stuffed toy bullies. 
                Sequel is giving my son a couple of new wooden trains and replacing 
                some wooden tracks.
                 This year Bella is not buying presents. She feels at the ripe 
                old age of 12 1/2 having survived my singlehood, marraige, pregnancies, 
                moves, 2 kids, 3 additional bullies and a slew of rescues. Being 
                graced with her presence is quite enough.
 
                This year Bella is not buying presents. She feels at the ripe 
                old age of 12 1/2 having survived my singlehood, marraige, pregnancies, 
                moves, 2 kids, 3 additional bullies and a slew of rescues. Being 
                graced with her presence is quite enough.
                 The dog you have thinks that all the gifts under the tree are 
                his/hers
 
                The dog you have thinks that all the gifts under the tree are 
                his/hers
                 You see a dog carrying the plastic container that should contain 
                the xmas tree
 
                You see a dog carrying the plastic container that should contain 
                the xmas tree
                 Everything plastic or leather you own has teeth marks in it
 
                Everything plastic or leather you own has teeth marks in it
                 Guest are looking for their shoes after taking their boots off
 
                Guest are looking for their shoes after taking their boots off
                 Friends with purses have articles missing in them
 
                Friends with purses have articles missing in them
                 You have to stand still in the house while observing a wild dog 
                running around the fireplace through the corridor and back and 
                making 360's along the way
 
                You have to stand still in the house while observing a wild dog 
                running around the fireplace through the corridor and back and 
                making 360's along the way
                 You have an egg shape face in your neck licking your ears or cuddling
 
                You have an egg shape face in your neck licking your ears or cuddling
                 You have Elf Bowling on your computer because they LOVE the sound 
                those obnoxious little elves make during the game!
 
                You have Elf Bowling on your computer because they LOVE the sound 
                those obnoxious little elves make during the game!
                 You start worrying that you might be fired because you keep going 
                out to the bull-terrier yahoo group at work because you're afraid 
                you might miss out on the antics of another member's bull terrer....
 
                You start worrying that you might be fired because you keep going 
                out to the bull-terrier yahoo group at work because you're afraid 
                you might miss out on the antics of another member's bull terrer....
                 When you have no space in your bed and
 
                When you have no space in your bed and
                 When you try to make space you hear sounds like a old man that 
                is being killed and
 
                When you try to make space you hear sounds like a old man that 
                is being killed and
                 The Jack Russell Terrier is regulary used as "Kong"...
 
                The Jack Russell Terrier is regulary used as "Kong"...
                 When other dog owners are more interested in your bully then their 
                own dog.
 
                When other dog owners are more interested in your bully then their 
                own dog.
                 When mom calls me just to see how the dog is and can I put him 
                on the phone so she can talk to him
 
                When mom calls me just to see how the dog is and can I put him 
                on the phone so she can talk to him
                 When your dog gets soooo excited about a teeny tiny liver snap 
                that he will do just about anything, stupid dog trick and all, 
                just for this morsel of food
 
                When your dog gets soooo excited about a teeny tiny liver snap 
                that he will do just about anything, stupid dog trick and all, 
                just for this morsel of food
                 The one time you leave him uncrated, alone, for five minutes to 
                run to the neighbors and you come home and there is a hole bigger 
                then the dog in the kitchen. (literally five minutes! it was like 
                he had it in for the kitchen wall since I brought him home)
 
                The one time you leave him uncrated, alone, for five minutes to 
                run to the neighbors and you come home and there is a hole bigger 
                then the dog in the kitchen. (literally five minutes! it was like 
                he had it in for the kitchen wall since I brought him home)
                 Your friends give you strange looks when you explain why you have 
                to hide tennis balls in the fridge ;-)
 
                Your friends give you strange looks when you explain why you have 
                to hide tennis balls in the fridge ;-)
                 You get up in the morning--clogged with a vicious cold, aware 
                that you are into old age,choking and blowing into a Kleenex,and---your 
                bully does something utterly delightful, and you laugh in spite 
                of your suffering, and feel much better.
 
                You get up in the morning--clogged with a vicious cold, aware 
                that you are into old age,choking and blowing into a Kleenex,and---your 
                bully does something utterly delightful, and you laugh in spite 
                of your suffering, and feel much better.
                 You have his photo on your cell phone as wallpaper
 
                You have his photo on your cell phone as wallpaper
                 You buy a bully cover for your cell phone on ebay.
 
                You buy a bully cover for your cell phone on ebay.
                 Your bathroom doorframe is tiled because one day Remy gnawed the 
                wood from the floor up as high as he could reach.
 
                Your bathroom doorframe is tiled because one day Remy gnawed the 
                wood from the floor up as high as he could reach.
                 You invest in sturdy, quilted bedspreads to use as washable sofa 
                covers.
 
                You invest in sturdy, quilted bedspreads to use as washable sofa 
                covers.
                 Any cone flowers in your yard now grow outside His Royal Enclosure. 
                Bullies love cone flowers (echinacia).
 
                Any cone flowers in your yard now grow outside His Royal Enclosure. 
                Bullies love cone flowers (echinacia).
                 Carpets have holes in strange places
 
                Carpets have holes in strange places
                 Wooden chairs have "sculptured" legs and even a couple 
                of arms after a certain bully learned how to get up in chairs 
                on rollers
 
                Wooden chairs have "sculptured" legs and even a couple 
                of arms after a certain bully learned how to get up in chairs 
                on rollers
                 Any furniture with enough room to get a tennis ball underneath 
                is surrounded by boards and barricades
 
                Any furniture with enough room to get a tennis ball underneath 
                is surrounded by boards and barricades
                 The house is littered with supposedly indestructible doggie toys
 
                The house is littered with supposedly indestructible doggie toys
                 You never go around in bare or stocking feet any more due to the 
                presence of said toys, crumbs, misc. tree and bush parts and other 
                unidentifiable items on the floor
 
                You never go around in bare or stocking feet any more due to the 
                presence of said toys, crumbs, misc. tree and bush parts and other 
                unidentifiable items on the floor
                 The doctor is ready to turn your husband in for spousal abuse 
                due to your assortment of black and blue spots from being used 
                as a bully bowling pin
 
                The doctor is ready to turn your husband in for spousal abuse 
                due to your assortment of black and blue spots from being used 
                as a bully bowling pin
                 There's mud on the ceiling in the workshop from bully runs through 
                the doggy door on a rainy day
 
                There's mud on the ceiling in the workshop from bully runs through 
                the doggy door on a rainy day
                 All the windows in the car are covered with gummy nose prints
 
                All the windows in the car are covered with gummy nose prints
                 All the wastebaskets in the house either have lids or are hidden 
                in a cupboard
 
                All the wastebaskets in the house either have lids or are hidden 
                in a cupboard
                 You never can open a cupboard/fridge door without them pushing 
                you aside so that they also can see what is inside.
 
                You never can open a cupboard/fridge door without them pushing 
                you aside so that they also can see what is inside.
                 You never can work in the kitchen without them laying on your 
                feet.
 
                You never can work in the kitchen without them laying on your 
                feet.
                 You never can sit typing at the computer without them getting 
                themselves entangled with the computer wires.
 
                You never can sit typing at the computer without them getting 
                themselves entangled with the computer wires.
                 You have his photo on your cell phone as wallpaper
 
                You have his photo on your cell phone as wallpaper
                 You are packing for holiday and he jumps on the bed and leave 
                paw marks al over you clothes
 
                You are packing for holiday and he jumps on the bed and leave 
                paw marks al over you clothes
                 your dog lets one rip and your guests suddenly claim they have 
                urgent business to attend to at home.
 
                your dog lets one rip and your guests suddenly claim they have 
                urgent business to attend to at home.
                 everything on your tables and benches is pushed right to the back 
                cause you know it'll get stolen.
 
                everything on your tables and benches is pushed right to the back 
                cause you know it'll get stolen.
                 you have no blanket at night cause your dog decided to pull off 
                a hucklebutt on your bed at 3am.
 
                you have no blanket at night cause your dog decided to pull off 
                a hucklebutt on your bed at 3am.
                 your in-laws politely ask (while cringing) if the dog will be 
                attending the Christmas do.
 
                your in-laws politely ask (while cringing) if the dog will be 
                attending the Christmas do.
                 you walk out of the shower to find toilet paper strewn around 
                the house and your dog has that "it wasn't me" look 
                on its face despite the half eaten toilet roll in its mouth.
 
                you walk out of the shower to find toilet paper strewn around 
                the house and your dog has that "it wasn't me" look 
                on its face despite the half eaten toilet roll in its mouth.
                 your dog insists on sneaking up behind you and doing the "roo-roo" 
                bark just for a laugh.
 
                your dog insists on sneaking up behind you and doing the "roo-roo" 
                bark just for a laugh.
                 you find you cannot leave for work cause you have a dog latched 
                onto the tongue of your shoe.
 
                you find you cannot leave for work cause you have a dog latched 
                onto the tongue of your shoe.
                 you are awakened in the morning from the tailed banging against 
                your head then you bash your head against the wall trying to get 
                away cause you just realised you've been hugging your dogs butt 
                all night. (you know they do that out of plain old sarcastic spite!)
 
                you are awakened in the morning from the tailed banging against 
                your head then you bash your head against the wall trying to get 
                away cause you just realised you've been hugging your dogs butt 
                all night. (you know they do that out of plain old sarcastic spite!)
                 You get a call about a "Bully Collectible Alert" and 
                you have to run out immediately before they are all gone!
 
                You get a call about a "Bully Collectible Alert" and 
                you have to run out immediately before they are all gone!
                 Your Christmas cards "have" to have a bully theme! As 
                well as your wrapping paper!
 
                Your Christmas cards "have" to have a bully theme! As 
                well as your wrapping paper!
                 You have crates in every room, just in case ;-)
 
                You have crates in every room, just in case ;-)
                 You have "special" dog toys, bully proof!
 
                You have "special" dog toys, bully proof!
                 You are glued to the tv when a Target commercial is aired.
 
                You are glued to the tv when a Target commercial is aired.
                 You watch dog shows even though you know your favorite breed won't 
                win.
 
                You watch dog shows even though you know your favorite breed won't 
                win.
                 You have bruised shins from hucklebutting accidents.
 
                You have bruised shins from hucklebutting accidents.
                 You know what the word hucklebutt means....
 
                You know what the word hucklebutt means....
                 Silence in the house is a bad thing! What can he be up to?!
 
                Silence in the house is a bad thing! What can he be up to?!
                 Your dog picked your boyfriend. He didn't like the last one (who 
                then had to be immediately dismissed)
 
                Your dog picked your boyfriend. He didn't like the last one (who 
                then had to be immediately dismissed)
                 You've called in to work for an emergency, explaining that the 
                dog fell off the bed, you're at the emergency vet and you will 
                have to tend to him after you get home (at work, these emergency 
                days are usually reserved for deaths, births and other major unexpected 
                things)
 
                You've called in to work for an emergency, explaining that the 
                dog fell off the bed, you're at the emergency vet and you will 
                have to tend to him after you get home (at work, these emergency 
                days are usually reserved for deaths, births and other major unexpected 
                things)
                 You won't risk having a Christmas tree...period
 
                You won't risk having a Christmas tree...period
                 Your friends always ask "how's the dog". Not sure if 
                they're expecting a behavior report, or if they just want to know 
                if he's still living here.
 
                Your friends always ask "how's the dog". Not sure if 
                they're expecting a behavior report, or if they just want to know 
                if he's still living here.
                 The house needs to be cleaned, dishes need to be done, trash needs 
                to be taken out and you spend the day snoozing on the couch with 
                your bullie just cuz he looks like he needs a snuggle.
 
                The house needs to be cleaned, dishes need to be done, trash needs 
                to be taken out and you spend the day snoozing on the couch with 
                your bullie just cuz he looks like he needs a snuggle.
                 When you put a santa hat on top of your bully's head for the first 
                time and she starts the most amazing hucklebutt that you aren't 
                sure if it is in fact a hucklebutt or panic, but you can't get 
                the hat off of her to find out because you can't catch her and 
                therefore the hucklebutt won't stop - then you dive for her when 
                she comes by you the 6th time and somehow snatch the hat off of 
                her head after which she twirls in mid-air and grabs the hat in 
                her mouth, surprising you so you let go, and she tears all through 
                the house with the hat in her mouth, then stops exhausted and 
                laughing her head off....
 
                When you put a santa hat on top of your bully's head for the first 
                time and she starts the most amazing hucklebutt that you aren't 
                sure if it is in fact a hucklebutt or panic, but you can't get 
                the hat off of her to find out because you can't catch her and 
                therefore the hucklebutt won't stop - then you dive for her when 
                she comes by you the 6th time and somehow snatch the hat off of 
                her head after which she twirls in mid-air and grabs the hat in 
                her mouth, surprising you so you let go, and she tears all through 
                the house with the hat in her mouth, then stops exhausted and 
                laughing her head off.... 
                 When you just don't even bother putting up a tree at all!
 
                When you just don't even bother putting up a tree at all!
                 You give up having clean furniture, clean or at least dry floors 
                (why can't they just "drink" water instead of attacking 
                it?),
 
                You give up having clean furniture, clean or at least dry floors 
                (why can't they just "drink" water instead of attacking 
                it?),
                 Everyone thinks you're crazy, yet you wouldn't have it any other 
                way!!!!
 
                Everyone thinks you're crazy, yet you wouldn't have it any other 
                way!!!!
                 Your carpet shows obvious signs of regular "hucklebutting"
 
                Your carpet shows obvious signs of regular "hucklebutting"
                 You have an economy sized (6 lbs) of peanut butter for kong-stuffing.
 
                You have an economy sized (6 lbs) of peanut butter for kong-stuffing.
                 You are so obsessed with your dogs behavior, your family, friends 
                and co-workers start to think you have gone off the edge because 
                of your inability to talk about anything other than your furbaby.
 
                You are so obsessed with your dogs behavior, your family, friends 
                and co-workers start to think you have gone off the edge because 
                of your inability to talk about anything other than your furbaby.
                 All your Christmas ornaments are on the TOP half of the Christmas 
                tree- above nose level!
 
                All your Christmas ornaments are on the TOP half of the Christmas 
                tree- above nose level!
              Zbral Sebastjan Dimnik